You might be thinking, “what kind of contract would worth that much”.. di brunei tia lagi kan…well…its our kind…haha..

This ‘expensive’ agreement will be signed by three of our own – bebeh, aspa @ ct & AZYAN..since tiga org ane ganya lagi yg SINGLE & INDA BAWAH UMUR so….kan di ceritakan pasal contract ane….panjang ni…..(panjang apa????? hahaha apakan…panjang critanya la…)so let me just post up the agreement sample…awu eh, ada sample nya…so jantah ada org kan MENCURI!!!!

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THE AGREEMENT OF ‘BEING SINGLE AS A NEW TREND’ (CT, BEBEH & AZYAN)

This contract is in agreement with the terms stated below and shall be enforced beginning on the date this contract is signed between the 3 hot ladies named.

This contract is fashioned to ensure that all parties shall follow the stated terms as well as the rules accordingly. From the date in which this contract is signed, all parties shall remain single i.e. will not be involved in any relationship with the opposite sex, whilst of similar sex is an exception (eww).

If found that one of the parties shall violate any of the agreed terms, the offender (weseh) shall then be obliged to buy the other parties a dinner at ORCHID GARDEN HOTEL RESTAURANT.

The terms and conditions are as follow:

• 1) There should be no involvement nor attachment to any male species i.e. serious relationship thus called being someone’s girlfriend within the duration of 5 years until contract expires.

• 2) All parties are allowed to have casual dates ‘only’.

• 3) If found that one shall violate the core agreement, without informing either the witnesses or the other parties within 24 hours in which she violates the contract – she is obligated to buy two dinners in total prior to the restaurant of choice of the winner.
  

• 4) If one of the parties is ‘found dead’ before the contract ends, the spirit of the dead party is still bonded to this contract i.e. no involvement of any kind whatsoever with other spirits. Careful god is watching so mati pebaik, jantah kan angan2 kan escape from this contract.

• 5) In the case where any of the parties wishes to withdraw from this contract, they shall meet TERM NO. (4).
  

• 6) In the case of a tie, the witnesses shall then be obligated to buy all parties a dinner at ORCHID GARDEN HOTEL.

• 7) All the witnesses must be supportive in agreeing to the terms and conditions and in any situation where they decided to disagree once the contract is signed, then automatically they are to be pancong-ed di bawah lampu minyak tanah.

THIS CONTRACT WILL BE ENFORCED ONCE THE INK TOUCHES THIS PAPER. (SO NO BACKING OUT YOU PUSSIES)

We hereby agreed to the terms and conditions stated above and shall abide them. If we were to be found guilty into violating this agreement we shall be brought to court or receive the most painful spanking known to womankind.

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Pictures for the signing ceremony of this contract will be posted up soon…

“Don’t bend the law or it will bend you”